What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home