They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken