They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!