They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Real men don't write letters
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death