You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater