Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
