Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
