Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
