Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud
