Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
