We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
