We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
