"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?