"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
