If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Women's Golf is not a sport
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
