If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
