If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap
