Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
