Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right