Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!