Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
