Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
