Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids