Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top