Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids