If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
