The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
