The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
