This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile