This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single