This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's