We're married Peg, we can't be friends
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
