We're married Peg, we can't be friends
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
