A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning