A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"