A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"