A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home