Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
