Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
