Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Here you wear the bag, but in bed....