Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
Try the moon, you'll weight less there
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
