Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife