I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!