You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
