You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes