You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn