You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?