But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votesAs long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 4 votes"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 39 votesI'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 14 votesUnlike your bra, there's a catch
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 10 votesAt least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.64 from: 11 votesI suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes