Bud Bundy

Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

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I'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 5 votes

Unlike your bra, there's a catch

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At least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"

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I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 5 from: 2 votes