Top 10 Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

No way meals on heels!

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.