Bud Bundy

Top 10 Bud Bundy One Liners & Quotes

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 19 votes

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.24 from: 17 votes

No way meals on heels!

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 17 votes

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 10 votes

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 15 votes

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 21 votes

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 17 votes

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.25 from: 8 votes

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 1.83 from: 6 votes

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.9 from: 41 votes