Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!
Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself and win
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund