Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris can convince his grandma he's not hungry
A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis