Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out
Chewbacca was actually one of Chuck Norris's pubic hairs
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet