Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder
