Aliens do exist They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does He prefers your mother
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesChuck Norris doesn't kill time Time kills itself for Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the water into submission
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears Chuck block
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votesChuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votes