Chuck Norris

Top 10 Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris doese't battle he just allows you to lose

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 3 votes

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.86 from: 14 votes

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 4 votes

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes