Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!

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Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!

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You don't go out much, do you?

That's like testing the water depth with both feet.

What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.