Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality... It ain't working bro.