He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't
Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
