He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.