He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
You don't go out much, do you?
