I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"