Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.