You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
I would set my hand on fire before I shake yours.
