Latest Kelly Bundy One Liners & Quotes

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This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.23 from: 22 votes

Get away from me, demon seed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 8 votes

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 29 votes

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.11 from: 27 votes

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.64 from: 22 votes

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.1 from: 41 votes

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.45 from: 47 votes