A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
