A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
