Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
