Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
