Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
