Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage
My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing
