Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
