Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made
In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
