Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.