Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
