The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you
Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.