Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count
