How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
If you think for a second that I'm being serious, you're a guaranteed golden medal in the Special Olympics
April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
