I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
